Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Twinkie V. Twinkerson Please Read

The great judge Twinkie V. Twinkerson was so kind as to hand out preliminary results of the Mango Minster 2011, the bestest most pawsomest wonderfulest competition EVER, to the entrants of the Cracker dog portion.

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Contestant #8
UNCLE PUPPY


Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for primarily cracking yourself up, a must for all cracker dogs
5p for cracker sleep positions
5p for obsession with shoes, tails, and tennis balls
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for being more springy than a bungee cord
6p for unleashing your "cracker doggieness" on the poodles
Level of Destruction
5p for running through the house wet and rubbing of everything. Great dog training tip for all! Train your humans while they're still young.
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+2 for ears in the air action shots
+3 for final shot is which you show how crazy you are by eating human foot over paper carcass
Bribe

Instead of properly bribing my honor, you chose to: play with another chihuahua (not me), go visit horses (not with me) and celebrate Bobo's birthday (happy bark day Bobo) without me.
-200 points but there's still time.

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Twinkie Please forgive my timing on this bribe present that has nothing to do at all with my entry in the Mango Minster 2011, the best most pawsomest ever competition! I needed time to see what the other entrants would bribe you with make a proper and wonderful package to present to you. I know you are a sweet and loving and FAIR judge. So for that I present you with this Twinkie fun box of goodies. Please note I am offering this under the table because I am afraid that lightning or Mango himselft might hit me in the head I, Uncle Puppy and self proclaimed CRACKER DoGgIe, just love sitting under tables!!!!!!!

Included in my bribe to youthis wonderful package to Twinkie V. Twinkerson Fun Box is:
~An exclusive lock of Uncle CrAcKeR Puppy hair
lovingly wrapped in a beautiful silk ribbon
~A heart charm
~A raised porcelain dish


~A fresh varity of Cheese and CrAcKeR snacks
~A plane ticket to the beautiful Mexico to visit the beaches after Mango Minster is over
(as you will need your rest after the long and strenuous task of picking the CrAcKeR dog)


All in this fabulous most expensive handmade bamboo Heart shaped one of a kind basket!

Twinkie I hope you like you not a bribe for Mango Minster, the bestest most great competition in the world!, present I made you and hope you are able to accept it under a table!

Wags and CrAcKeRs,
Uncle Puppy

*This post is not funded nor has anything to do with the Poodle entering the Diva Competition, Mollie Jo. She is on record as saying she does not endorse such BRIBERY or Presenting!!!

8 comments:

  1. AH... So it wasn't just ME who couldn't see the pictures. I am glad that you put this back up so I could SEE the .... ummmmm stuffs that you have fur Twinkie!!! hehehe

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  2. This is quite a nice bri--, um, present you have for the judge!

    The Road Dogs

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  3. Oh, I am most certain these "gifts" will be most appreciated by Twinkie.

    Your pal, Pip

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  4. Dis was NOT a bribe.....it was just a late Christmas goodie!!! (BOL)

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  5. Hello 'deres Mollie Jo~

    Checkin' in tonite on 'da contestants~

    Me's been tellin' everyones see yous soon, butt yous room's been next to mine..

    Umm.. and ehem.. me likes PB.. just sayin'

    Anakin Man

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  6. Wow!
    I hope Jugde Twinkie accepts it... so she can come to visit me!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  7. Heeeheeeee! Uncle Puppy is really workin' da Cracker Dog category, isn't he?!?!?! Twinkie should enjoy da bribes, uhm I mean Gifts!

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