Uncle Puppy's Mango Minster 2011 Entry

Yipee Its Mango Minster time!

Hi furiends...Its me Uncle Puppy!

1. Are you a terrier (this alone qualifies you). Now before all you "mild mannered" terriers wax indignant, I remind you that we are HUGE terrier fans here at the estate. But I know that there is cracker dog inside you all (yes, even a certain ladylike NYC dwelling gal of whom I have seen actual video footage all running cracker dog in the snow). No I am not terrier....But honestly I don't know what I am...Could be Daneadoodle, cockapoo, goatadoodle.
   
2. Do you run zoomies for no apparent reason other than, well, you know... CRACKER! Every day all day!
   
3. Do you dig gigantic holes just for the fun of it? I did once...not much fun I like to tear toys apart!
   
4. Do you shred paper, boxes, or anything else that is handy (including, but not limited to tables, rug, toilet tissue, Sanita clogs, or furnitures)? *Evil laughter* Yes I do and enjoy ever item!
   
5. Do you find it necessary to fling yourself at the door whilst yapping your head off whenever a guest comes a knocking? Yes, I have a deep manly bark though.
   
6. Are your legs spring loaded, thus allowing you to poke your snooter into human eye sockets even when the hapless human is standing upright? Oh boy thats the funnest ever!
   
7. Do you spaz out at the mere mention of a tennis ball? *SPAZ ATTACK* DID YOU SAY BALL....HUH HUH DID YA DID YA DID YA...HUH....DID YOU SAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!

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Short intermission for a game of fetch!
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Ok guys I am back. Very early on my cracker doggieness was evident.

I would run through the house when wet and rub on everything.

I would spring up from the grass and all my break loose all my cracker doggieness on the poodles!

BOL I crack my self up!

I even have my own style of Cracker dog napping techniques! Upside down on the couch....

...and upside down in the crate.


Once I got older I got a shoe obsession....

...and a foot obsession. Toe Jam is the best!

Then I moved my cracker dog obsession to tails!

Ain't I a crazy cracker dog?

Then summer came and I found my true cracker doggieness trigger. TENNIS BALLS

Throw it...Throw it!

And GO!

Squee!

My ears have a mind of their own!

There they go again.

CRAAAAZY

My official entry in the Mango Minster 2011 competition is this:
If you look closely I do resemble a labradork, I am chewing on a human foot, and there is a piece of shredded paper below me that I was playing with before I found the foot. BOL I am one crazy pup!!!

Vote Uncle Puppy for Cracker dog!!!

Wags and Licks,
Uncle Puppy!