Monday, January 10, 2011

Uncle Puppy's Mango Minster 2011 Entry

Yipee Its Mango Minster time!

Hi furiends...Its me Uncle Puppy!

  1. Are you a terrier (this alone qualifies you). Now before all you "mild mannered" terriers wax indignant, I remind you that we are HUGE terrier fans here at the estate. But I know that there is cracker dog inside you all (yes, even a certain ladylike NYC dwelling gal of whom I have seen actual video footage all running cracker dog in the snow). No I am not terrier....But honestly I don't know what I am...Could be Daneadoodle, cockapoo, goatadoodle.
  2. Do you run zoomies for no apparent reason other than, well, you know... CRACKER! Every day all day!
  3. Do you dig gigantic holes just for the fun of it? I did once...not much fun I like to tear toys apart!
  4. Do you shred paper, boxes, or anything else that is handy (including, but not limited to tables, rug, toilet tissue, Sanita clogs, or furnitures)? *Evil laughter* Yes I do and enjoy ever item!
  5. Do you find it necessary to fling yourself at the door whilst yapping your head off whenever a guest comes a knocking? Yes, I have a deep manly bark though.
  6. Are your legs spring loaded, thus allowing you to poke your snooter into human eye sockets even when the hapless human is standing upright? Oh boy thats the funnest ever!
  7. Do you spaz out at the mere mention of a tennis ball? *SPAZ ATTACK* DID YOU SAY BALL....HUH HUH DID YA DID YA DID YA...HUH....DID YOU SAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok guys I am back. Very early on my cracker doggieness was evident.

I would run through the house when wet and rub on everything.

I would spring up from the grass and all my break loose all my cracker doggieness on the poodles!

BOL I crack my self up!

I even have my own style of Cracker dog napping techniques! Upside down on the couch....

...and upside down in the crate.


Once I got older I got a shoe obsession....

...and a foot obsession. Toe Jam is the best!

Then I moved my cracker dog obsession to tails!

Ain't I a crazy cracker dog?

Then summer came and I found my true cracker doggieness trigger. TENNIS BALLS

Throw it...Throw it!

And GO!

Squee!

My ears have a mind of their own!

There they go again.

CRAAAAZY

My official entry in the Mango Minster 2011 competition is this:
If you look closely I do resemble a labradork, I am chewing on a human foot, and there is a piece of shredded paper below me that I was playing with before I found the foot. BOL I am one crazy pup!!!

Vote Uncle Puppy for Cracker dog!!!

Wags and Licks,
Uncle Puppy!




Sunday, January 9, 2011

Mollie Jo's Mango Minster 2011 Entry

Can you believe it is Mango Minster time again?!?!?!? Mango man we thank you for hosting this pawsome competition for us REAL doggies!

We missed out on the festivities last year due to some smelly chiwawas incoming foster dogs. This year I am throwing my hat in the ring! Can you guess what category? Thats right DIVA Doggie!
Here are the qualifying statements of a Doggie Diva straight from Mango himself.

Shameless Dogs and Doggie Divas
  1. Are there huzzy photos (gals) or lipstick photos (guys) of you peppering the internets? A couple of me rolling in the grass would qualify yes.
  2. Is your wardrobe bigger than your humans? Oh yes I have at least twice as much and they are much more fashionable!
  3. Do you allow yourself to be posed in shockingly embarrassing outfits? Yes...The crazier and more shocking the better! I love all my costumes/outfits!
  4. Will you work for (gasp) praise? Yes, I quite often work or praise alone.
  5. Do you howl and moan or head butt when some other fur kid is getting attentions? Yes I lock my self in the bedroom and bark until some one comes and "finds" me!
  6. Do you posses a crown and / or a tiara? Yes I own a jeweled tiara and crown tag!
  7. At the end of the day, is it all about YOU? Of course...My toys are scattered all over the house, momma's desktop is a pic of me, I have dog beds everywhere (butt usually am on mommas lap), dog crates line the walls, and I have my own collar/leash tote and tag bag!
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Here is why I am a Doggie Diva in pictures!


My humble beginnings started out with bandannas and hair bows.

Then I started collecting collars....

...and matching tags!

After a while I began to love having my picture taken.

In true Diva fashion I LOVE to shop!

And try on clothes.

Oh the selection!

In 2008 I started modeling my wardrobe.

Love this camo dress!

I perfected my Diva head tilt and posing technique over the years.

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Ta Da!
When I am not modeling I am a Diva in my everyday life too. I always eat my Popsicles in my green Popsicle holder (From Wal-e-Mart) so I do not get my paws sticky.

I have my own stroller for shopping trips...

...and my own basket on momma's scooter for rides around my neighborhood!

When ever I leave the house I am dressed to impress with floofed (Mollieism) ears and matching collar, dress, and tags.

I even have a dog tag that says I am a Doggie Diva!!!!!
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So now you see I am a true Doggie Diva. Here is my official entry picture for the Mango Minster 2011 competition.

Good Luck to all!

Wags and Licks,
The Diva Mollie Jo

Petsense Sunday

Morning efurryone! I want to tell you about my weekend trip. Whoa...Photo crasher!

Its just TICK. Mack sent him to Bobo for Christmas but today he was mine. He is a good stuffie to chew on during long trips.

We're here!


Quick pee-break before heading inside.

They promote adoption, which is a grrreat thing in my book! Look they have helped save 9,790 pets.

Can we go to the toy aisle?

On our way to the toy aisle momma started screaming and jumping up and down like a crazy cracker momma saw the I.D. tag machine and got all excited. Now this one is exactly the same as the big black ones (from the same company) but the table top edition.

Momma almost had a pee pee accident was so happy to see what a wonderful LARGE selection of tags.

The first tag going in to be engraved!

I really wish we could have gone to the toy aisle first.

Just tags...Wheres the doggie bones?

Very pretty tag! Oh wait whats that?

Awww pretty puppy was set loose from the grooming dept.

She belonged to the cashier. Her name is Chloe.

Finally we made it to the TOY AISLE!

I found me a new pink loofa dog toy with funny curly hair and I found one stuffie for Bobo's birthday. Its coming up this week you know.

Here are my tags. I love the camo one the best as it will match my camo leash and collar set and my camo backpack!

Here are the ones momma got. She collects the sports teams. No she doesn't watch sports but each store will have local teams so she will remember where she got the tags. Cool! But she still can't figure out why a store in TN would have a Dallas, TX Cowboys tag but hey its pretty awesome! They did advertise they had the Pittsburgh Steelers tag but they were out of them :(

We love visiting new shops especially ones with really big toy aisles and tag machines!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Olivia was Adopted!

Well today we met with Valerie and Buddy the potential adopters for Olivia.

THEY ARE HERE! THEY ARE HERE!

Momma locked us away put us in the other room so Buddy and Valerie could meet Olivia without three other hounds hounding them any distractions. They all seemed to get along great so momma gave them the OK.

Lets try to get a family picture...hmmm...

Well this is better!

Good Luck Valerie, Buddy and Olivia. Olivia you will be missed but we think you will fit in grrrreat with your new family and fursiblings! Momma is facebook furiends with Olivia's new mommy so I bet we will get lotsa pictures soon.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo