Monday, January 10, 2011

Uncle Puppy's Mango Minster 2011 Entry

Yipee Its Mango Minster time!

Hi furiends...Its me Uncle Puppy!

  1. Are you a terrier (this alone qualifies you). Now before all you "mild mannered" terriers wax indignant, I remind you that we are HUGE terrier fans here at the estate. But I know that there is cracker dog inside you all (yes, even a certain ladylike NYC dwelling gal of whom I have seen actual video footage all running cracker dog in the snow). No I am not terrier....But honestly I don't know what I am...Could be Daneadoodle, cockapoo, goatadoodle.
  2. Do you run zoomies for no apparent reason other than, well, you know... CRACKER! Every day all day!
  3. Do you dig gigantic holes just for the fun of it? I did once...not much fun I like to tear toys apart!
  4. Do you shred paper, boxes, or anything else that is handy (including, but not limited to tables, rug, toilet tissue, Sanita clogs, or furnitures)? *Evil laughter* Yes I do and enjoy ever item!
  5. Do you find it necessary to fling yourself at the door whilst yapping your head off whenever a guest comes a knocking? Yes, I have a deep manly bark though.
  6. Are your legs spring loaded, thus allowing you to poke your snooter into human eye sockets even when the hapless human is standing upright? Oh boy thats the funnest ever!
  7. Do you spaz out at the mere mention of a tennis ball? *SPAZ ATTACK* DID YOU SAY BALL....HUH HUH DID YA DID YA DID YA...HUH....DID YOU SAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!
Short intermission for a game of fetch!

Ok guys I am back. Very early on my cracker doggieness was evident.

I would run through the house when wet and rub on everything.

I would spring up from the grass and all my break loose all my cracker doggieness on the poodles!

BOL I crack my self up!

I even have my own style of Cracker dog napping techniques! Upside down on the couch....

...and upside down in the crate.

Once I got older I got a shoe obsession....

...and a foot obsession. Toe Jam is the best!

Then I moved my cracker dog obsession to tails!

Ain't I a crazy cracker dog?

Then summer came and I found my true cracker doggieness trigger. TENNIS BALLS

Throw it...Throw it!

And GO!


My ears have a mind of their own!

There they go again.


My official entry in the Mango Minster 2011 competition is this:
If you look closely I do resemble a labradork, I am chewing on a human foot, and there is a piece of shredded paper below me that I was playing with before I found the foot. BOL I am one crazy pup!!!

Vote Uncle Puppy for Cracker dog!!!

Wags and Licks,
Uncle Puppy!


  1. Uncle Puppy - we had no idea you were so crazed:) Great entry - good luck to you.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  2. I like the pics where you're jumping in the air...
    Good luck!!

  3. Baaaaaawwwwwaaaaahhhhh That last pic is a RIOT!!! Best of LUCK Uncle Puppy!!!

  4. HAHAHAHA! Great entry!!! Good luck, Uncle Puppy. You are definitely a cracker dog! ;-)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  5. Oh you are a cracker dog~~nawing on that ole foot!! Good luck. Love the jumping pictures!!


  6. You are definitely cracker dog, Uncle Puppy! Good luck to you!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  7. Uncle puppy you are a crazy pup! That's why we love ya so much.

  8. Uncle Puppy!
    You are a cracker dog! And the pictures probe it!
    Good luck!
    Kisses and hugs

  9. Goodness Uncle Puppy! If I get the time to enter Ava as a cracker dog, you're sure going to be competition!

    Myndi, Snick, and Ava

  10. We just read both your and your sister's entries. Most impressive. You both look to offer serious competiton in your chosen categories. Good luck!

    Jed & Abby

  11. Gosh, never knew you had it in you Uncle Puppy! An impressive entry for sure!

    Brutus & Carmen

  12. I see I'm going to have some tough competition in this category!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  13. Uncle Pup, it is nice to meet you. Very impressive entry, you seems to have lots of energy. We are tired just watching you.

  14. Uncle Puppy!!!! Wow you are totally cracker and do look very labradork-ish in that last photo!

  15. Uncle Puppy
    Until I looked closely, I didn't wealise just how cwackews you awe..that foot looks in diwe dangew, awe a twoo cwackew dog and I'm delighted to make youw aquaintance
    smoochie good luck kisses

  16. Listen Uncle Puppy, of course I will help you out, us being good ol' pals and all, but you have to help out some, dude. I've been hinting about bribes for days now, yet, I don't see any on your blog.
    You still have time, just make sure that if you go that route, you're going to need to make sure you let me know. I want to properly credit you ;)
    Judge Twink

  17. Uncle Puppy, your crazy ears along qualify you in this category. You make me laugh! Ann TBL

  18. Hi Uncle Puppy, thought we would check you out as I have also entered Mango Minster in this category too. We sure are cracker dogs!!

    - Minnie


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